Smut4Biggles 1st inaugural prompting smutfest

[sholio]

Welcome to the Smut4Biggles prompting fest! This is the post for leaving smutty/porny prompts and fills of all types. You can also post your fills to AO3, your own journal, or anywhere else; just leave a comment to the person whose prompt you are filling so they know where to look.

This is loosely inspired by, but not associated with, smut4smut. We were inspired by the smut4smut tag set, and you are invited to browse it for inspiration of your own. (We are not affiliated with smut4smut in any way, however.)

Rules:

* This is a very informal fest, so there is no standard prompt format. We suggest you include at minimum a pairing, prompt, and anything you don't want (or link to DNWs elsewhere if long). A suggested format might be:

Warnings: (leave this out if none)
Pairing:
Prompt:
Do not want:

But use whatever format you like! You may feel free to use the subject line of a comment for your pairing and an abbreviated prompt (e.g. "Biggles/Algy, postwar hookup") but don't have to.

* To fill a prompt, reply to it in a comment with your fill or a link to it.

* There is no minimum or maximum fill length. Anything from a couple of sentences to full-length fic is fine. You may also fill your own prompts.

* Art is OPT IN for this fest, as we're mostly a text-based fandom and some people don't like explicit art, but you may certainly prompt for art, or any other medium!

* You may leave prompts and fills anonymously. ** Please let me know if it doesn't work or if there are any issues with this. If people abuse anonymous posting, we'll turn it off.**

* Fills must contain the requested pairing and only the requested pairing, and must not contain the person's do-not-wants/DNWs, but do not have to contain explicit sex.

* Please don't gift unrequested pairings. If your fic ends up changing as you're writing it to be about a different pairing, or include other pairings, it's perfectly fine to post it on AO3 without gifting it to anyone and simply credit the original prompt as inspiration!

* Crossovers are fine to prompt as long as they contain at least one character who appears in the Biggles books.

* Prompts may also include characters not directly involved in the pairing, such as "Biggles/EvS & Algy, Algy walks in on them."

* IMPORTANT: Please warn in the subject line or first line of the fill/prompt for the following: Noncon (i.e. rape), Dubcon (i.e. sex pollen, drugged but consensual sex), Character Death, Underage, Self-harm. Other warnings may be added at your discretion. This content can definitely be included in a fill if the prompter asked for it, but should not be included if they did not. **Please let the mod (me!) know if you need a warning added. Please also note that once a comment is replied to it cannot be edited, so replying to a comment to ask for a warning means it must be reposted.**

* By leaving prompts and fills, you know you will see explicit content, and may witness content you don't like.

The following content is not permitted in this fest: Nazi RPF, symbols, or kinking on Nazi paraphernalia; fills that contain recipients' DNWs; slurs that are considered offensive in the present day. Mods may delete or screen comments that break the rules or contain other offensive content not covered above.

Update: oh, and it's fine to comment on other people's prompts with comments that aren't fills if you like; you can just comment to say "ooh that's nice" or ask for clarification about some specific part of the prompt if you like! (Again, we might revisit this rule if Bad Stuff Happens, but leaving supportive comments on other people's prompts is perfectly fine.)

Update 2: See list of completed fills here.

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Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[black_bentley]

(Ok maybe "sex chicken" is slightly unfortunate phrasing.)

Pairing: Algy/EvS

Prompt: Inspired by the smut4smut tag "Sex Chicken - 'I won't back down first!' mentality leads to sex" :D I am delighted by the idea of Algy and EvS competitively one-upping each other until oh no they accidentally end up having sex because neither of them were willing to be the one who backed off.

DNWs: A/O/B, watersports, scat etc., EvS in WW2, noncon (dubcon vibes are fine, but it should be clear they both do actually want it, even if neither of them is willing to admit that), actual romantic feelings

FILL: Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[philomytha]

My first attempt at a fill for the smutfest! Why I wanted to write a dialogue-only smutfic, I have no idea, I don't think I've ever written a dialogue-only fic before, but here it is:

Title: lend a hand
Content notes: Algy/EvS, dialogue-only fic, casual sex, some dubcon vibes (Algy is EvS's prisoner and is restrained) but sex is consensual and there's no violence, Arguing Made Them Do It


"Aren't you going to kiss it better?"

"If you had simply accepted defeat there would have been no need--"

"You must know me better than that by now. If you won't free my hands so that I can see to it myself, you'll have to kiss it better. Or am I way out of your league?"

"It's not even bleeding. There's no need to be so dramatic. I will not release your hands, not after what you did last time."

"Oh, dramatic, am I? Bit rich coming from you, Mr El Shareef galloping in on a white camel or whatever it was. Completely bowled poor Biggles over. I wasn't impressed."

"I have no need to impress you. You are tied up and my prisoner. That is all."

"A prisoner with a cut lip, and you don't even have the decency to kiss it better."

"Decency!"

"I suppose if it's decency I want I've come to the wrong store, you haven't got it in you to--"

"There. Does that satisfy you?"

"Huh. Call that a kiss? You barely touched me."

"And no doubt if I repeat the procedure, like this, you will merely say it is a paltry attempt. But perhaps this will suffice."

"Ah. So your tongue isn't always acid."

"Is your lip better now?"

"Oh, had enough, have you? So soon? My lip's improving, but now there's another problem."

"You are the most infuriating--stay where you are!"

"Or what, you'll kiss me again?"

"I could tie your legs too."

"Would you enjoy that? Personally I'm not worried by standing right here. Does it bother you?"

"Why would I be afraid of a bound man?"

"Even this close?"

"Of course not. If it's closeness you want--are you cold? Perhaps I had better stand even closer. Or does that bother you, Lacey?"

"Everything you do bothers me. You may as well stay there, it'll be more convenient."

"Convenient for what?"

"This. I can't do anything about this either, with my hands tied. That means it's your problem now. It's your job to look after your prisoner's needs."

"Go to blazes!"

"As an objection, that would be more convincing if you let go of me."

"You're the one who came over here. Or didn't you mean it?"

"I'm never serious about anything. You're not as hard as the wall, anyway. At least, mostly not. If you're not going to untie my hands you'll have to use yours. Or perhaps you haven't ever touched anyone's prick but your own."

"Don't tell me what I have and haven't done before."

"Considering all the things you have done, this ought to count as virtuous."

"And you just plan to stand there?"

"Oh, you want me to do something now? All right then."

"Scheisse--no, you may as well keep going. Now that you've started."

"You too, then. Since you've started. Oh, you're liking that, aren't you?"

"What if I am? That's the point."

"I'm getting the sense that you have done this before. A few times. More than once, anyway. You're honestly almost competent. Perhaps we should try--"

"Ah! I might have known you'd bite."

"I might have known you'd like it. Bet you like this too."

"I am gratified by this sudden impulse to find out what I like."

"All right, but I'm not wrong, am I? There. Now, since I'm going to all this effort I'd like you to--that's better. But d'you have to go so slowly?"

"Of course you're impatient."

"They say Prussians are methodical but this is ridiculous, get on with it, damn you."

"Can't wait?"

"I'll give you waiting! Oh, that's better. All right then, let's see what you're made of."

"Steady there--damn you, Lacey, I can't--oh, you've--oh."

"You see? A good time had by all. Now, if you don't mind, I'll just be having that automatic."

"How did you get your hands free?"

"Amazing what you don't notice when you're up against a wall with my leg between your thighs, you were quite relaxed there for a minute, eyes closed and everything--no, you stay right there. Since you like messing around with ropes so much, let's have your hands. There you go, isn't that nice, you'll notice I'm quite good at knots. Now, I'd love to stay for a rematch, but time's a-wasting."

"At least have the decency to--"

"Oh, are we back to decency again? Don't you think your criminal colleagues would enjoy the spectacle of you with your prick hanging out and--oh hell, who's that coming?"

"Algy! Are you in there? Stand back from the door, I'm coming in!"

"Lacey, for God's sake--"

"All right, all right, there you go, all tidy. It's okay, Biggles, I'm fine, just having a little chat with dear old Erich. It seems we agree on one thing, at least."

"Do we?"

"Yes. We do. Nothing's been happening here. All right, Biggles, there's a key in here, no need to break the door down. Come on in."

"Oh good, are you all right? I was told von Stalhein had taken you prisoner but I see you've swapped things around."

"Lacey is very resourceful."

"Ah, you weren't doing too badly, you just need to learn not to get distracted. You should kiss him goodbye, Biggles, he'd like it."

"What the dickens--"

"Lacey jests."

"Quite. All right, never mind, come on, Biggles. I've done everything I can here. I'm sure we'll be seeing von Stalhein again next time he gets lonely."

"I doubt I will ever be that lonely."

"Not while you're keeping this kind of company. I expect your unsavoury friends will be along presently to give you a hand, so we'll say goodbye for now--what's so funny, Algy?"

"Nothing. Nothing at all."

Re: FILL: Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[black_bentley]

This is GLORIOUS and I love it :DDD 10/10 Algy and EvS voices and dynamic, this is hilarious and hot and I can absolutely imagine them getting themselves into something like this. Algy is quite right that EvS has got a cheek to accuse anyone of being dramatic ;) There are so many fantastic lines in this, I could quote the whole thing. But I'm especially fond of: I might have know you'd bite and I might have known you'd like it; you're honestly almost competent (Algy you snarky arsehole ILU); and they say Prussians are methodical but this is ridiculous - these are all just solid gold. I am also a lot more entertained by EvS's horror that Algy's going to leave him in a state of wanton undress when Biggles comes in than I should be, sorry Erich :D

And this really is quite the image: Amazing what you don't notice when you're up against a wall with my leg between your thighs, you were quite relaxed there for a minute, eyes closed and everything...

Edited to add: Algy laughing at Biggles saying EvS's associates will soon be along to lend a hand is just the perfect ending :DDD

I am always a huge fan of dialogue-only fic, and this one is excellent <333 exactly what I wanted!

Re: FILL: Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[sholio]

AHHHHH this is amazing, the voices are just fantastic throughout, with A+++ Algy snark:

"Or does that bother you, Lacey?"
"Everything you do bothers me."

And "you were quite relaxed there for a minute, eyes closed and everything" - lovely image, and there's something a little achey that he's this responsive to tenderness even coming from someone he would never want to be vulnerable around.

The wrap-up is great too; it very much feels like a canon interlude (with extra bonus sex!). Algy and EvS are definitely taking this secret to their graves if they can get away with it.

Re: FILL: Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[sheron]

You should kiss him goodbye, Biggles, he'd like it."

Oh he would <3

This was hilarious!

Re: FILL: Algy/EvS: Sex Chicken

[wateroverstone]

This one is great fun. I was expecting a different sort of chicken, though after the egg laying discussion.